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When they come, it is usually to bring us back to Mother. A beastly man with a foreignish accent and the hat of a fool. He follows us around unseen (we reckon, as we can't see him). We also suspect him of writing down our mishaps, exploits and victories (in descending order of occurence), in order to entertain our elders and superiors.

The most dangerous Gendarmes live inside of us.