On a societal mission to discover and excavate what we believed to be the site of buried treasure, the whole society fulfilled itself with the afore-mentioned Grapetise.

Upon seeing a pirate at out destination our hopes were crudely dashed as we seemed to have finished second (our best result yet). Upon tentatively engaging in discourse with the aforesaid pirate, he offered to sell us a car at ‘interest free credit’. We showed him the map only for him to claim it was the ‘directions’ from an ‘avert’ for his ‘car-dealership’ which we had found in the local free paper. We were not swayed, neither was he. Things ended at an impasse.