|The Intern Factfile|
|Place of Birth||A gutter in the Great Kingdom of Northumbria|
|Special Power||Projection, Fainting|
|Known Weaknesses||Gin, perjury and penile challenged|
|Trivia||Mother likes to shower him sausage rolls. Other indecent acts include: attraction to girls reared by wolves (invariably ending in impotent cries). He is a generally a lonely man, addicted to cellophane, cellotape and celery.|
Low down dirty dog!
Devoid of anything else worth mentioning.