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The Intern Factfile
Place of Birth A gutter in the Great Kingdom of Northumbria
Special Power Projection, Fainting
Known Weaknesses Gin, perjury and penile challenged
Trivia Mother likes to shower him sausage rolls. Other indecent acts include: attraction to girls reared by wolves (invariably ending in impotent cries). He is a generally a lonely man, addicted to cellophane, cellotape and celery.

Low down dirty dog!

Devoid of anything else worth mentioning.

'nuf said.