The Porter Factfile
Place of Birth The Trent
Special Power Acting out
Known Weaknesses His Stink

A grade 'A' sociopath, nothing about this guy is worthy of praise.

Best Waterboard the ape and think about it later.

Violent and prone to dangerous balcony-based monkeying about with the fine line between stupidity and insanity. Regularly makes outrageously generous promises, which he never fulfills. His volte-faces reach higher superlatives directly related to the proximity of pay-day. Impossible to kill - one can only hope he will destroy himself. Always in need of fresh underwear due to soiling tendencies.

=/= (hunching, jerking)