|The Porter Factfile|
|Place of Birth||The Trent|
|Special Power||Acting out|
|Known Weaknesses||His Stink|
A grade 'A' sociopath, nothing about this guy is worthy of praise.
Best Waterboard the ape and think about it later.
Violent and prone to dangerous balcony-based monkeying about with the fine line between stupidity and insanity. Regularly makes outrageously generous promises, which he never fulfills. His volte-faces reach higher superlatives directly related to the proximity of pay-day. Impossible to kill - one can only hope he will destroy himself. Always in need of fresh underwear due to soiling tendencies.