|The Wine Waiter Factfile|
|Nationalities after Birth||Both rubbish|
|Known Weaknesses||Utterly Oedipal|
a.k.a. The Cock
Wasted in this world. Would be better off in hell.
Described on internets as a "pus-sucking air-headed fat zit-faced butt-licking prick" and an "armchair philosophising pork-bellied puke inducing smelly-crotched sperm bank".